Holiday Party Drinks: The Wall St. Edition
For the past 5 years, Cognito has produced a finance-themed drinks menu for our holiday party. CNBC and Wall Street & Technology magazine both covered it this as in years past. Below is this year’s selection. Enjoy! Our clients did:
The Goldman Schnapps — The choice of Muppets everywhere. This concoction is so delicious it’ll make you want to write an op-ed in the New York Times about it.
The Ryebor — This whiskey cocktail is scandalously good and fixed just the way you like it! It’s bound to pique your interest—or lower it, whichever you prefer.
The GupTanqueray — The insiders drink of choice. The secrets of this delectable gin cocktail are only shared by a few, usually over cellphone.
The Fiscal Snifter — Brace yourself for the impending economic cataclysm with this invigorating cocktail mix. A 50/50 blend of equally astringent ingredients make for a much needed tonic in these tough times. (SERVE ICE WATER WITH LIME.)
The Knight Cap — If you’ve had a rough year why not call it a night and kick back with this perfect peachy preparation? After all, tomorrow is another (trading) day!
This year the Cognito staff voted on which cocktails should make the list. Unfortunately, a number of worthy candidates did not make it in to the final list, including the “Screw-E3“, the “Suckerberg” and “ Harvey Whalebanger“!
**This article was originally posted on Forbes.com: http://www.forbes.com/sites/dansimon/2012/12/15/holiday-party-drinks-the-wall-st-edition/comments powered by Disqus